suggested topic

In my last post inspiration was not striking, so i asked for a suggestion of topic.
Tristan Pipo said...
I think a good topic would be how to better use the built in compression modules for apache and what apache mod's could also use compression to increase performance and lower bandwidth usage.
OK. I will address this very important topic. Let us start with definitions.
Compression is how far you push things down, like when you recycle cardboard. An apache is a helicopter. A mod is a moderator, like at a debate. Bandwidth usage is like channels on a CB radio.
THUS:
Apaches need to be built out of material that would compress to fit into a single bandwidth, yet not squish the moderator.
HOW DO WE DO THIS?
Build the apache out of legos, therefore enabling the moderator to sufficiently break down the apache to fit into a single bandwidth, and he needs to do it quickly to increase performance.
Piece of cake.